Deep Fried Mars Bars

It sounds absolutely disgusting, but I must admit, I'm rather curious as 2 what they taste like. I mean, anything deep fried must be good, right? Apparently, they're all the rage in Scotland. I guess Americans are too health conscious for deep fried Mars bars, which is kind of funny considering all the reports saying we are the most overweight country in the world. Hmmm, I wonder if they named a candy bar a Saturn Bar after me, what it would taste like. It would have to be smooth, sweet, fruity and nutty. Sounds good! Hey, I already developed my own cocktail, why not go the candy bar route. Dip me in a vat of grease, honey!

I'm just dickalicious!